Wednesday, April 30, 2025

Milkshakes

 

He loved his job.

Who wouldn’t love a job making people happy?

The cheesy uniform was a little much, but he took pride in the milkshakes he made.

He told his preacher about it one day, how proud he was of his perfect milkshakes, but the preacher didn’t smile.

“Son, only God can create perfection. Everything Man does is flawed somehow. I’m sorry, but for you and your customers to believe your milkshakes are perfect is a sin.”

From then on, he added just a dab of mustard into the center of every shake, to keep it from being perfect.

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