Saturday, March 15, 2025

The Perfect House

 

They’d bought the house because it was built in the traditional Southwestern style and it was on a river. They never thought they’d find the perfect house.

The first night in their new home it started raining, then storming.

They woke up the next morning downstream, covered in mud. Their house had washed into the river.

Shivering and squelching adobe, they headed for the town’s storm shelter.

Inside, they didn’t have blankets, so they gave everyone inflatable T-Rex costumes.

When the tornado hit the shelter, the costumes provided no protection, but the news footage of an actual Sharknado was spectacular.

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