Demons

 Everyone said the house was haunted, so he and some friends decided to check it out.

Having had a long history of seances, surely they would see or hear the demons that were said to be there.

Eventually, they dozed off, only to be awakened by loud banging and wailing, and their blood ran as cold as the wind whipping around them. They ran for their lives as the screams of the demons followed them.

The spirits looked at each other. “Demons? Some idiots yanked us through a portal years ago, and now we are stranded. We’re pissed, not demons…”