Friday, June 6, 2025

Pocketknives

 No one appreciates great marketing.

There were hundreds of pocketknives in the estate, and it was getting ridiculous figuring out lots to group them in for the auction.

She approached her boss and said she had a creative and challenging idea for all these knives.

He steeled himself for the worst and asked what her idea was.

“What if we put them all in a barrel, and label it that they can have all they can grab with one hand for $20?”

“That doesn’t sound very challenging…”

“We open them all before putting them in the barrel!”

He said no.

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