Wednesday, January 7, 2026

Safety First

 

She made the mistake of telling people she’d taken a mouthful of fish water while siphoning her little tank.

“So gross! Get an electric one!”

So, she bought the electric one. It vacuumed the floor of the tank. But after she got it, she realized the siphon hose had to be bought separately.

When the siphon hose came in, it did not fit.

The man at the hardware store gave her the correct size.

Finally, she attached the hose and turned it on.

The ¾” hose sucked the entire 4-gallon tank dry in 5 seconds.

The fish was not amused.

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