Wednesday, April 1, 2026

April Fools

 

He wrinkled his nose and gagged with the first drink of coffee. It was salty as shit.

When he washed his coffee mug, the top came off the dish detergent and a river of blue soap flowed into his mug.

His slippers were missing, and there was a pair of pink bunny slippers in their place, so that’s what he wore to the mailbox.

Grabbing the doorknob to get back into the house, it was covered in olive oil and hella hard to open.

April Fools Day would be a real pain in the ass if he didn’t live alone.

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